So Chris has moved on to his third (third? Or forth? You lose count with these things…) fine filly in Not-Celebrity Love Island. His latest conquest is the oh-so-cute-and-cuddly Coleen, she of Playboy fame (how did it take you so long to get round to her, Chris?!) Of course, Sophie is fine with it (even though the whole situation is clearly not good for her recovery – although, what is on this island, eh, Soph?) and even Lee gave them his blessing … well, lent… After watching them cavorting on the bed last night (and trying not to drool in the process) he found a subtle moment to have a few words, man to man, with Chris. “Don’t consider my feelings… Don’t feel awkward when you’re kissing her.” I half expected Chris to turn around and say, “No worries, man, we’re not!”
